Fakename McGamblechick
Age:19
DOB:5/24
I'm actually a deer.

<>- Omankohimechan

Gemini, Seer of Space, Homestuck, Weaboo wannabe, female human.

Hi, I Rp sometimes and draw a little, this is mainly a reblog blog for now, until I can get a good tablet and real art program I'm marooned on artless island.

What you'll find on this blog.

-Deer
-Pokemon
-Homestuck
-NaruGaa
-Animus

Do try to enjoy.

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.


【腐】つめあわせ
superdynamite:

is this what sex is
madameshithead:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS BECAUSE IT’S PERFECT

mervolio:

ishimaru is teaching a sex ed class and is taking his job very seriously but everyone else is just asking stupid immature questions and being rude so at one point leon decides to be a douchebag and raises his hand and asks “hey so how do two chicks do it?” and most of everyone laughs and leon laughs obnoxiously at himself and then ishimaru just says in the most serious tone “LEON IF THE ONLY WAY THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN IS TO CONTINUOUSLY THRUST YOUR PENIS INSIDE OF HER THEN YOU PROBABLY ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT!!!” and the whole room falls dead silent like. oh. oh shit.

chickensandwich:

don’t make that text post
thebaffledprince:

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jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

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